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Twas the Beer Before Christmas

Christmas is a magical time to the year to celebrate and enjoy the festivities. When delving further into the history of this merry season, we find that St. Nicholas, otherwise known as Santa Claus, is one of the fourth patron saints of brewers!

There have also been many other tales and stories to have followed from this, like the classic poem from Clement C. Moore in 1823: ‘Twas the Night Before Christmas: A Visit from St. Nicholas’.

At Brewcover, we have stumbled across a hoppy twist version of the classic poem written by Jay Brooks in which we just had to share it with you!

Twas the Beer Before Christmas: A Brewery Visit from St. Nicholas

Christmas Beer & Craft Beer - Brewery Insurance from Brewcover‘Twas the beer before Christmas, when down in the brewery

Not a bottle was stirring, not a mouse dared to scurry;

The hoses were hung by the kettle with care

In hopes that St. Nicholas soon would drink there;

The bottles, like children, nestled snug in their beds,

While visions of candi sugar fermented their heads;

The brewers, in hoodies, gave just the impression,

They’d all settled down for a long winter’s session,

Christmas Tree & Christmas Time - Brewcover InsuranceWhen outside by the tanks there arose such a clatter,

I sprang from the brewery to see what was the matter.

Away to the rollup I flew like a flash,

Tore open the lock, the door flew up with a crash.

The moon on the breast of the newly-paved tarmac

Gave the lustre of stout looking velvety black,

When, what to my sobering eyes should appear,

But a miniature delivery wagon, and eight kegs of beer,

Christmas Beer - Beer Insurance - Brewcover InsuranceWith a little old brewmaster, so lively and quick,

I knew in a moment it must be St. Nick.

More rapid than fermenting his brewers they came,

And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name:

Now, Busch! Now, Rheingold!, now, Pabst and Carling!

On, Schlitz! on, Schmidt! on, Miller and Yuengling!

To the top of the jockey box! To the top of the cask!

Now drink away! drink away! drink away the whole flask!”

Christmas Cookies and Treats - Brewcover Christmas - Beer InsuranceAs dry hopping that before the wild bittering fly,

When they meet with an obstacle, toast a drink to the sky;

So up to the brewery-top the brewers they flew,

With the wagon full of Beers, and St. Nicholas too.

And then, glasses tinkling, I heard on the roof

The toasting and drinking of each little goof.

As I drew in my head, and was turning around,

Out the fermenter St. Nicholas came with a bound.

Beer on Christmas Evening - Brewery and Beer Insurance with Brewcover.He was dressed all in red, from his toes to his top,

And his coveralls were soiled with spent grain and hops;

A carton of Beers he had flung on his back,

And his rubber boots squeaked as he opened his pack.

His besotted eyes—how they twinkled! his dimples how merry!

His cheeks were all rosy, like New Glarus cherry!

His droll little mouth was beseeching our pardon,

And the beard of his chin was as white as Hoegaarden;

Santa Claus - Christmas with Brewcover - Brewery InsuranceThe end of a zwickel he held tight in one hand,

While the other held Watermelon Wheat that was canned;

He had a beer belly, that bent two stumpy legs,

That shook when he laughed, like a half-emptied keg.

He was chubby and plump, a right jolly old brewer,

And I drank when I saw him, for what could be truer;

A wink of his eye as he poured generous heads,

Soon gave me to know he would join us instead;

Christmas Cheers and Beers - Brewery Insurance - BrewcoverHe spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,

And emptied the bottles; then sat with a smirk,

And raising his glass, he gave the first toast,

Then each brewer, in turn, drank to his own riposte;

Then he sprang to his wagon, to his brewers gave a whistle,

And away they all flew like a hop torpedo missile.

But I heard his last toast, ere he drove out of here,

“Hoppy Christmas to all, and to all drink good beer.”

The original post can be viewed over on Jay Brooks blog on Brookston Beer Bulletin.

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